Doug from outside of Wagga is a character. He moved to Canberra after his wife landed a very well paying job in the public service. He sold his farm and absolutely hates Canberra but has to be here because of his wife and kids. He could have sat and home and been a made man but he choose to go out and do some taxi driving. Doug hates two things about driving taxis in Canberra: the snobs who ask to be taken to the Hyatt Canberra and the lack on clean and safe public toilets in Canberra.
And you know what happens when you put these two hates together?
Well, whenever Doug needs to go to the toilet and he is near Civic he swings by the Hyatt and parks his taxi next to an expensive car: a BMW 7 series, An Audi A8 or R8 or a Porsche 911. He gets out of the taxi and pisses on the driver's side door handle. He likes to get a full load on there. But he knows not to piss on Austin Martins. It will set the alarm off.
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