Remember my mate Steve in TX 13 from Adelaide? The bloke who got $50 for letting someone smoke in his taxi. Well he told me a story from his time in Adelaide that had me laughing out loud. One time he was cruising past some pubs in Adelaide in his taxi hoping for a fare. Out of the blue, this scruffy mid forties bloke hailed him down, jumped in the taxi and asked to be driven to an address out in the suburbs. By the way he was talking, the guy was high on something, most likely amphetamines. He said he was a gigolo by trade and crapped on how he was going to bang this 35 year old blonde hotty who had a husband with a small dick who couldn't satisfy her. Steve thought this bloke was talking shit. He was pretty scruffy looking, well past his prime and he was high on something.
They arrived at the address and the scruffy looking bloke said to Steve that the hot blonde's husband was going to pay. Steve got out of the cab and walked to the front door. He was thinking if this guy really was a gigolo then the door would be answered by a big fat Samoan women with a beard. Low and behold, a hot blonde did answer the door and she was every bit as stunning as the scruffy looking bloke had described. The husband pushed past the blonde and paid for the fare. Steve looked at him in bewilderment and the scruffy looking bloke gave a pinky finger sign to indicate that the husband had a small dick.
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