Mohit in TX1 is a great bloke. He is a hard worker and a cunning businessman. He has been driving taxis in Canberra for 12 years and has many good stories to tell.
Being new to Australia he didn't quite understand the nuisances and slang of the Australian language when he first started taxi driving. One night he got a job from Amaroo and three knockabout blokes got in the taxi. They got in and said "Hookers please!"
Mohit took them down to Gunghalin Marketplace and parked outside LJ Hooker. He stopped the car and the blokes looked at him confused and one of them said "Hookers, mate." Mohit replied "This is the only Hooker I know boys."
"No, we mean, girls." The males replied.
"No, the girls won't be here till 9 O'clock tomorrow morning."
"No, girls mate, girls."
"Oh, you mean brothel, I can take you there."
So they drove to Mitchell and the boys had a good night getting serviced by young females.
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Reminds me of the American company who opened a branch office in Sydney. When headquarters in New York heard the address of their Australian operation, they directed that they find some other place for their office than Hooker House.
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