Hookers please!

Mohit in TX1 is a great bloke.  He is a hard worker and a cunning businessman.  He has been driving taxis in Canberra for 12 years and has many good stories to tell.

Being new to Australia he didn't quite understand the nuisances and slang of the Australian language when he first started taxi driving.  One night he got a job from Amaroo and three knockabout blokes got in the taxi.  They got in and said "Hookers please!"

Mohit took them down to Gunghalin Marketplace and parked outside LJ Hooker.  He stopped the car and the blokes looked at him confused and one of them said "Hookers, mate."  Mohit replied "This is the only Hooker I know boys."
"No, we mean, girls." The males replied.
"No, the girls won't be here till 9 O'clock tomorrow morning."
"No, girls mate, girls."
"Oh, you mean brothel, I can take you there."
So they drove to Mitchell and the boys had a good night getting serviced by young females.
  
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Occupational bliss

Taxi driving does have it drawbacks.  You either have to start early if you are a day driver or finish late if you are a night driver.   No taxi driver will ever claim they live in occupational bliss.  However, we do think out job is better than others.

One night Steve in TX13 got a call out to a brothel in Mitchell.  He picked up a female who was clearly a hooker who asked to be driven to her apartment in Braddon.  On the way there the female asked what time Steve worked to.

"4am." Steve replied.
"4am?" The female replied astonished.  "There's no way I could work that late. "
Steve held his tongue but was going to reply "Well sucking cock, getting pounded by fat men isn't exactly my idea of occupational bliss either. "